Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Excerpt from Lou Gehrig's farewell speech - French and back

Ventilators, because the last two weeks you had been informed of a bad cut which I obtained. However today I am considered the luckiest man on the face of the ground.

Theme from Gilligan's Island - to Portuguese and back

but sent right stops backwards and you listen one tale, one tale one fateful trip.
That opens this tropical port, on board this very small ship.
The kills are powerful sailin ' man, to skipper brave and sure.
Five temporary ajust sail that day, for one three hour excursion, one three rough, very small hour excursion.........
resist storm getting vessel was tossed.
If does not stop courage fearless group, minnow will lost; minnow can lost.
The sail vessel examination land suport this uncharted desert isle,
with Gilligan, to skipper too much, millionaire, and its wife, has filmed star, professor and Mary Ann, here Gilligan's isle.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

John Kennedy's Inaugural Address (Jan 20, 1961) - to German and back

In the long history of the world, only some production were granted the role of the defending liberty in its hour of the maximum danger. I do not shrink from this responsibility -- I welcome her. I do not believe that any from us or any other production would exchange places with all possible other people. The energy, the faith, the devotion, which we get to this effort, lights up our country and all, which serve it -- and glowing of this fire can light up world.

And, my fellow Americans really in such a way: do not ask which your country for you to do can -- ask, what them for their country.

My fellow citizens of the world to do to be able: do not ask, what does America for you, but which together we can do for the liberty of the man.

Star Spangled Banner - (Star A decorated the Banner With spangles) to French and back

{note- I unabbreviated and uncontracted the 1800's speak to make it work}

Word of Oh, can you it observed you was it to see,
by the first light of the paddle, which so much proudly us hailed
lines of the last gleaming?
Whose of the twilight to broad and luminous stars,
by the perilous combat, above the ramparts us,
so much valiantly the streaming?
And the red gleam of the rockets, the bombs bursting in air,
provided evidence by the night that our flag was motionless word of there.
Oh, however makes this banner star-decorated with spangles wave
Over the ground with free and the house of the courageous one?

Friday, June 16, 2006

"A Few Good Men" - you know the part... - to Dutch and back

Jack Nicholson as Colonel Jessep: You want answer?

Toms cruising as Lieutenant husk fairy: I think I am entitled.

Colonel Jessep: You WANT ANSWER?

Lieutenant husk fairy: I WANT TRUTH!

Colonel Jessep: You CANNOT TREAT TRUTH!


{take that! Lt Husk Fairy!!!}

Road Not Taken - Robert Frost - to Italian and back

Two roads have various in a yellow wood
and regretful I could not travel both
And are a traveller, a long they are levetating
me in feet and observed down one until the could
To of where it has been folded in the underbrush;

Then it has taken hardly the other, how much the fair
And perhaps that it has the better claim, Since was wear;
Though grassy and wished as far as that one, the there
Had passing carried they really nearly equal

and both that the sheets of lay In of morning
the no point had covered equally the black
Oh, I have maintained first for an other day!
Yet that I know the sense leads over to the sense,
I I have doubted of if return never.

I will say to this with the ages of sigh
Somewhere and age the roads of hence:
two I have various in a wood and I
have taken that more than less travelled close
and that one has made all the difference.

Newton's Laws of Motion - to German and back

I. Each article in a condition of the constant movement bends to remain in this condition of the movement it is an external strength at it is spent.

II. The relationship between mass m of an article, its acceleration A and the applied strength F is F = mA. Acceleration and strength are vectors (indicated as by its symbols, which are indicated in the slant fat writing cone); in this law the direction of the force vector is the same as the direction acceleration of the vector.

III. For each activity there is a same and opposite reaction.


(As a refresher, because I know you forgot them... here is Newton's Laws of Motion in plain English)
I. Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it
II. The relationship between an object's mass m, its acceleration a, and the applied force F is F = ma. Acceleration and force are vectors (as indicated by their symbols being displayed in slant bold font); in this law the direction of the force vector is the same as the direction of the acceleration vector.
III. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Miranda Rights - You know 'em, I know you do...

to Arabic and back:

myrndaa truths
You receives the truth to stays become silent.
Will use anything you says daughter-in-law against you in district and so if.
You receive the truth to agent during interrogation.
Indeed you can agent does not be possible, one daughter-in-law to you will assign.

{daughter-in-law? I think it's supposed to be court...hilarious!}

to Spanish and back:

The rights of Miranda
You have the right to continue being quiet.
Any thing that you say you will be used against you in a cut of the law.
You have the right to a lawyer during the interrogation.
If you cannot allow yourself to a lawyer, one will be designated you.

And just for fun: to Dutch to French to Spanish to English

The rights of Miranda
you try rest the quiet right.
Them it says any thing against you in a court of law to be utilized.
They have the right a public prosecutor during interrogation.
If they cannot to allow a public prosecutor, you to be itself name.

Cheers Theme Song - Where Everybody Knows Your Name - to Portuguese and back

To make its way in the world today makes examination of that you it started.
Making examination of a rupture of all its it is worried, certain would help very.

You do not like to start moved away?

To the times you want to go Where all know its name, E is always contented you had come
You want to be where you can see, Our problems are all the same ones
You want to be where all know its name

We Will Rock You (1977)- Queen - to Russian and back

Buddy you will be boy you make large noise
To play in the street going to be large person the certain day
You obtained mud on your side
You are the large disgrace
Kickin your [chonservnaya] jar everywhere

We will we will shake you
We will we will shake you

Buddy you will be man of young person difficult
To shout in the street going to accept to the peace the certain day
You obtained the blood on your side
You are the large disgrace
Wavin your banner everywhere

We will we will shake you
We will we will shake you

Buddy you will be the old person of the poor of the man
To recognize with your eyes going to make you a certain peace the certain day
You obtained mud on your side
You are the large disgrace
Someone that better assumed to you back into your place

We will we will shake you
We will we will shake you

Lord's Prayer (traditional) - to German and back

Our father, art in the sky,
Thy name is sanctified whom.
Thy kingdom come,
Thy are done, in the mass, since it is in the sky.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and you forgive us our penetration,
as we them that penetration against us forgive.
And you lead us not in temptation,
but supply you to us with from the evil
[ for Thine are the kingdom, the energy and the fame,
for at all and at all ]
Amen. ]

Wildlife Safety in Yellowstone Park - to Italian and back

The abundant wild fauna and varies of the Yellowstone is famous how much the relati ones to you geyser. The preferences of the habitat and the cycles age them of movement determine, in a general sense, where a particular animal can have place to a particular time. The hours in advance payment of evening and morning are when the animals stretch to feed themselves and therefore more easy they are seen. But ricordisi of that the numbers and the variety of animals that you see are in great part an aspect R-di.fortuna and coincidence. Controls to the centers of the host in order to see if there is detailed information.
The wild animals, particularly females with the young people, are unforeseeable. The wild fauna maintains one distance of emergency from all. Every year a sure number of hosts of the park is hurt from wild fauna when a lot is approached too much carefully. Approaching itself on foot the inside of 100 yarde (91 m) of the bears or the inside of 25 yarde (23 m) of the other wild fauna they are forbidden. Uses I pray the extractions of the edge of the road when they observe the wild fauna. It uses the binoculars or it objects you to it of the telephoto for the sure observation and to avoid to disturb them. Being sensitive to the relati needs, you will see to you more than natural behavior and of activity of the animal. If you induce an animal to move, you are too much near!
Yellowstone moreover has a wide variety of life of the plant. In the motivating force and the beginning of the summer, the wild flowers appear in the abundance. They are good worthy the observation and is usually surer to approach itself

Chocolate Chip Cookie recipe - to Spanish and back

The Cookies
1 shaving of the chocolate the white sugar
of the cup of hornada soda1/4
of flour 1 tsp.
of 1/4 margarina cup of 1 cup (I use the margarina without salt of the small stick, I think the marks to it for better cakes)
hemstitches of brown sugar 1 tsp.
of 3/4 cup
1 mixes immediate of pudín
of the vanilla of the package (great box)
2 eggs
1 the shavings of the package choc.
of 12 ounces the nuts
of 1 cup (optional)

combine the margarina, sugars, vanilla, and the mixture of pudín in bowl of great source. Smooth and cremoso blow until. Egg blow; gradually add the flour and bicarbonate of insipid. Revuelva in shavings and nuts of choc.. Cook to the furnace in 375°F 8-10 minutes. The time can vary for each its so right clock of the furnace cakes until they are brown light in the edges. They will not obtain darkness as the regular prescriptions of the cake of the shaving of choc. that you can be that she is used to, they are not terrified so if they do not seem "facts" (I cook to the furnace mine for 12 minimums and continue pale being colored). Also, it does not cook to the furnace these cakes in a humid day! They are very humid and smooth to begin with, so the humidity will do the small stick to them plus the one to the other in the jar of cake. The best way to keep them is to lean them, with the leaves of the wax paper between the layers. Enjoyment!

Ms New Booty (2006)- Bubba Sparxxx - to Dutch and back

booty booty booty booty which everywhere fluctuating, fluctuates everywhere
retrieved I you misser New Booty, get it together and to me
hit the club of the player for approximately month brings or two
put tan on then what gets correct it it,

it see correct get become the fixed little girl I you do not wish,
but you need metake it, it omits waste wool, the freely
and shake I tell no tales, I let you tell them itself
and gotta ain't slaughtered sell, the little girl sells himself,
it, as nothing else
yeah is I a country boy, but that large town floor fills me omhoog with grand of the joy
ain't l even lives the daddy here increases the song together and to me
hit bring back the club of the player for approximately month or two
put tan on then what gets correct it it, it see correct get become the fixed little girl I you do not wish, but you need metake it, it omits waste wool, the freely
and shake I tell no tales, I let you tell them itself
and gotta ain't slaughtered sell, the little girl sells himself, it,
as nothing else yeah are I a country boy, but that large town floor fills me omhoog with grand of the joy
ain't l even lives the daddy here increases the song of DAGEFLUISTER

hello there, how is things?
I once udder people now the seems ever since I the pleasure getting had you together
were, are your udder only whatever i found treasured
yes bury ma'am, heres bring to plan meet me concerning yonder o.k. dont play i'll flog whoop,
you your cook book and i'ma fixs brings that the material omhoog, everything are well well

is het that you choose, you it admirably and I ain't it,
which thang me its bubba and kane ying chose yang, already manner insane yo!
booty booty booty booty which everywhere fluctuating, fluctuates everywhere
I retrieved you misser New Booty get it

Harry Callahan (Dirty Harry, 1971) - to French and back

I know what you think "it put fire at six projectiles or only at five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this kind of excitation I of lost way myself. But while being because it is a magnum of 44, the most powerful gun in the world, and would blow your head clean, have you to raise a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, the ya, punk?

"Happy Birthday" - alternate lyrics (Obviously) - to Italian and back

Good birthday,

alive you in a zoologicol garden,

you is similar to a monkey

and felt the odor of like one, also

Preamble to the Declaration of Independence - to German and back

We hold these truths, in order to be natural, this all men are caused on an equal footing, which, which they are equipped, by their creator, with certain untransferable rights, which are under these lives, liberty and pursuit from Happiness.

That, to secure to these rights for governments introduced among the men and to lead their fair energies by the agreement from regulated off, that, whenever each possible form of the government of these ends becomes destroying, it the right of the people are to change or abolish it, and such basic rules putting the new government, its basis and its energies in such form, regarding it organizing to introduce seems most probably, you to cause security and Happiness.

Prudence indeed, which long governments manufactured, not for light and adjustment Rome causes prescribe to be changed should; and all experience is corresponding hath shewn, this mankind safety.